"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up" Paul Valery There's a reason why I ...

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy” Source I’ve always sort of toyed with the idea ...

“If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood” Source During the months of May, June & sometimes early July – ...

“We’re having an open bar!!!! Oh…. & a wedding” Source OMG I seriously don’t know what to update you guys ...

“If you can’t handle me in January, you don’t deserve me in July” – Canada Source I know it’s only ...

Apologies for not live-recapping The Bachelorette on my Instagram Stories this past week, but honestly I was far too lazy ...

“Lets have a garden party. Lettuce turnip the beet” Source When you’re confined to a 500 sq foot condo in ...

OMG I literally take back everything I said about this season being “overly meh” because if we were to base ...

“Travel the World. But spend the whole time choosing a filter that makes you look more tanned” Source …Because priorities ...

“Let’s DO the Damn Thing” Literally every single news outlet since Becca was announced as The Bachelorette… Honestly I’m most ...