“A pear is a failed apple” Source I somehow manage to make everything that is healthy NOT healthy. Perhaps a ...

“You say witch like it’s a bad thing…” Source I wish I was exaggerating when I say that a good ...

“I love how in scary movies the person yells out ‘hello?’ as if the killer is going to be like ...

“I can’t wait to admire stunning autmun leaves as they fall from my iphone screen” Source I belong to the ...

“Ice cream is not a word, ice cream is an emotion” Source It has been a freakin’ MINUTE. To say ...

I’ve said it before, & I’ll say it again. I want to look my very best on our wedding day ...

“Wedding rings… the world’s smallest handcuffs” Source How are we already at 7 months out? The stomach butterflies have begun fluttering ...

"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up" Paul Valery There's a reason why I ...

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy” Source I’ve always sort of toyed with the idea ...

“If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood” Source During the months of May, June & sometimes early July – ...