“We’re having an open bar!!!! Oh…. & a wedding” Source OMG I seriously don’t know what to update you guys ...

“If you can’t handle me in January, you don’t deserve me in July” – Canada Source I know it’s only ...

Apologies for not live-recapping The Bachelorette on my Instagram Stories this past week, but honestly I was far too lazy ...

“Lets have a garden party. Lettuce turnip the beet” Source When you’re confined to a 500 sq foot condo in ...

OMG I literally take back everything I said about this season being “overly meh” because if we were to base ...

“Travel the World. But spend the whole time choosing a filter that makes you look more tanned” Source …Because priorities ...

“Let’s DO the Damn Thing” Literally every single news outlet since Becca was announced as The Bachelorette… Honestly I’m most ...

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo” Al Gore Le Sigh… another year, another ...

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right & the other is the husband” Source This month’s ...

“It’s s’more fun when we’re together” Source I have been counting down the literal MICROSECONDS ’til the Long Weekend!! Like ...