"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up" Paul Valery There's a reason why I ...

“If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood” Source During the months of May, June & sometimes early July – ...

“We’re having an open bar!!!! Oh…. & a wedding” Source OMG I seriously don’t know what to update you guys ...

“If you can’t handle me in January, you don’t deserve me in July” – Canada Source I know it’s only ...

Apologies for not live-recapping The Bachelorette on my Instagram Stories this past week, but honestly I was far too lazy ...

“Lets have a garden party. Lettuce turnip the beet” Source When you’re confined to a 500 sq foot condo in ...

“Travel the World. But spend the whole time choosing a filter that makes you look more tanned” Source …Because priorities ...

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo” Al Gore Le Sigh… another year, another ...

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right & the other is the husband” Source This month’s ...

“When Harry Met Meghan…” Source Watching The Crown’s Claire Foy master that ever-so elegant flick of the wrist made infamous ...