“Spent the morning at the farmer’s market carefully selecting fruits & vegetables to throw away next Saturday” Source Last Sunday, ...

“Give me the Cadbury Mini Eggs & nobody gets hurt” Source Death by colour. Like the the orb-weaving spiny spider ...

“The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful” Source I’m literally that person that shops for all ...

“If you can’t handle me in January, you don’t deserve me in July” – Canada Source I know it’s only ...

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo” Al Gore Le Sigh… another year, another ...

“It’s s’more fun when we’re together” Source I have been counting down the literal MICROSECONDS ’til the Long Weekend!! Like ...

“I don’t care how old I am, if I lose my Mom in the supermarket, I will panic” Source With ...

“I love celebrating the holidays. Sometimes I’ll even put some eggnog in my rum” Ecards Okay so let’s just be ...

“It’s all fun & games ’til Santa checks the naughty list” Pinterest Hold onto your crushed velvet pencil skirts & ...

“Hocus Pocus, I need wine to focus” Pinterest Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve been logging an inordinate number ...